"You can't just blow a hole into the surface of Mars."
-Dr. Samuel Hayden, 2200
"haha BFG 10000 go brrrrrrPEEEEEEW!"
-Doom Slayer, 2200
"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last 24 hours but you must understand: our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind."
|DOOM Slayer looks down at a human corpse|